Sedjet (morningwind) wrote in bmcquotes,

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Fun in East Asian Studies 210

Prof. Wooldridge, holding up an imposingly heavy textbook: "Mr. Mote is not your enemy. Mr. Mote is your friend, your back-up. Think of him as a Marine with a machine gun, or a Quaker with...with an inner light. Yes. This book is your inner light."

"I feel compelled to confess to all of you that I can't remember your names. Any of your names. Which really is quite embarrassing. So obviously, it's nothing personal, right? Clearly this is some sort of systemic disorder."

"The story of my life. Every time things seem to going well and everything appears to be in order, a Mongol has to come in and blow it all to bits."
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